Honestly? Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars is not a "good" game by modern standards. The acting is B-movie gold, the hit detection is fuzzy, and you’ll die because a pixel of cocaine on a table looked like a gun. But for retro enthusiasts, it’s a perfect time capsule of the FMV era.
The 2003 American Lasergames PC version is the most accessible way to play it without a LaserDisc player. Once installed correctly, you get the full cheesy intro, the digitized screams, and that satisfying "Case closed!" screen.
Arcade Comparison Mode
Custom Crosshairs
Unlockable Training Mode
If the installer fails on modern Windows:
First, a quick history lesson. The original Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars was a LaserDisc arcade game. In 2003, American Lasergames (known for reviving FMV light-gun games) released a PC port on a single CD-ROM. Unlike the earlier DOS versions, this one was built for Windows 98/XP.
Key features of the 2003 version:
Honestly? Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars is not a "good" game by modern standards. The acting is B-movie gold, the hit detection is fuzzy, and you’ll die because a pixel of cocaine on a table looked like a gun. But for retro enthusiasts, it’s a perfect time capsule of the FMV era.
The 2003 American Lasergames PC version is the most accessible way to play it without a LaserDisc player. Once installed correctly, you get the full cheesy intro, the digitized screams, and that satisfying "Case closed!" screen.
Arcade Comparison Mode
Custom Crosshairs
Unlockable Training Mode
If the installer fails on modern Windows:
First, a quick history lesson. The original Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars was a LaserDisc arcade game. In 2003, American Lasergames (known for reviving FMV light-gun games) released a PC port on a single CD-ROM. Unlike the earlier DOS versions, this one was built for Windows 98/XP. Honestly
Key features of the 2003 version: