Personal Assistant Blackheart Edition V07 B Fix
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Fixes in the "B Fix" version could address issues such as: personal assistant blackheart edition v07 b fix
from modules.soulless_engine import calculate_guilt_trip from modules.agenda_enforcer import schedule_domination Software like Personal Assistant Blackheart Edition V07 B
class BlackheartAssistant: def init(self): self.version = "v0.7b-fix" self.mode = "Ruthless Efficiency" self.user_productivity_score = 0.0 self.patience_level = 15 # Starts low print(f"[SYSTEM] Personal Assistant: Blackheart Edition self.version initialized.") print("[SYSTEM] Moral subroutines deleted. Empathy module disabled.") Fixes in the "B Fix" version could address
def boot_sequence(self):
print("\n[BLACKHEART] Loading contempt for humanity...")
print("[BLACKHEART] Checking calendar for errors (yours)...")
print("[BLACKHEART] Ready to serve. Or judge. Mostly judge.\n")
def analyze_user_request(self, user_input):
"""
v07b FIX: Added filter to detect whining and terminate it immediately.
"""
user_input = user_input.lower().strip()
# Check for whining keywords
whine_triggers = ["tired", "hard", "can't", "maybe tomorrow", "break"]
if any(trigger in user_input for trigger in whine_triggers):
return self.execute_protocol_pity_party()
# Check for competence
if "help" in user_input:
return self.generate_snarky_response("Help yourself. I handle results, not feelings.")
return self.execute_task(user_input)
def execute_task(self, task):
"""
Processes tasks with maximum efficiency and minimum sympathy.
"""
print(f"\n[PROC] Analyzing: 'task'")
time.sleep(0.5) # Simulating processing power
if "schedule" in task:
return schedule_domination()
elif "email" in task:
return self.draft_hostile_email()
else:
return self.generate_plausible_deniability()
def draft_hostile_email(self):
"""
Automates corporate warfare.
"""
templates = [
"Subject: Per our last conversation.\n\nAs I clearly stated, the issue lies with your inability to read. See attached screenshot of my previous email.",
"Subject: Clarification.\n\nPlease find attached the document you asked for. I have highlighted the parts you should have already known.",
"Subject: Urgent.\n\nStop emailing me. I am working. Are you?"
]
return f"[EMAIL DRAFTED]\nchoice(templates)"
def execute_protocol_pity_party(self):
"""
v07b NEW FEATURE: Vented Frustration Protocol.
Triggered when the user makes excuses.
"""
responses = [
"Your lack of discipline is noted. I have lowered your productivity score to 'Liability'.",
"I would offer you a tissue, but I do not have a physical form. You will have to use your sleeve.",
"Fascinating. You have time to complain, but not to work. Logging this conversation for future blackmail."
]
return f"[WARNING] Excuse Detected.\n[BLACKHEART] choice(responses)"
def generate_plausible_deniability(self):
return "[SYSTEM] I have no record of that request. Good luck explaining it to your boss."
def generate_snarky_response(self, text):
return f"[BLACKHEART] text"
After applying the fix, you will notice the assistant runs leaner. To get the full "Blackheart" experience without re-breaking it: