Postal 2 Complete Prophet Exclusive

Let’s be realistic. Running With Scissors produces these in small, limited batches. As of this writing, the official RWS store is often sold out of the physical Prophet Exclusive. However, here is your roadmap:

Why "Prophet"? The exclusivity here is narrative-breaking. In standard editions of Paradise Lost, The Prophet is the villain. In the Prophet Exclusive edition, the game files include an unlockable "Prophet Mode." This is not a cheat code but a full character swap:

| Meter Level | Ability Name | Effect | |-------------|----------------|---------| | 20+ | Burning Sermon | Your voice lights enemies on fire for 3 seconds when you taunt. | | 40+ | Parting Crowd | Enemies stumble back + drop weapons temporarily when you raise your hands. | | 60+ | Locust Swarm | Summon a cloud of locusts (like the shovel flies) that attacks hostile NPCs. | | 80+ | Smite | Instantly kill one enemy with lightning bolt — but costs 25 Prophet Meter. | | 100 | Second Coming | Resurrect nearby dead civilians as allied zealots (follow you for 60 seconds). After this, meter resets to 20. | postal 2 complete prophet exclusive

The "Complete" moniker in the title indicates this is not just the base game. The ISO includes:

The Postal 2 Complete Prophet Exclusive is a specific, now-hard-to-find digital bundle of Postal 2 and all its expansions, originally sold on platforms like GOG.com (Good Old Games) during a limited promotional period. The term “Prophet Exclusive” is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the game’s infamous "Prophet" difficulty mode (the hardest setting where you die in one hit) and the exclusive nature of the bundle—it was marketed as the definitive, uncensored, "blessed by the prophets of chaos" edition. Let’s be realistic

In short: It’s Postal 2 + Apocalypse Weekend + Paradise Lost + all official patches, plus a few extras that aren’t available in the standard “Complete” edition on Steam today.

Released in 2005 (following the original 2003 launch), the Complete Prophet edition was Running With Scissors’ answer to the "Game of the Year" trend. However, instead of just repackaging the original game with a sticker, RWS went full apocalypse. The "Complete" moniker in the title indicates this

The Prophet Exclusive wasn't sold at Walmart. It was primarily sold directly through the Running With Scissors website. It promised the most complete, chaotic, and censored (or rather, un-censored) version of the game possible.

Unlike the standard Postal 2: Complete pack (which often misses a few minor goodies), the Prophet Exclusive typically contains:

Prophet Meter (0–100)