Succubus Pandemic Tutorial Spicy Pumpkin Verified (TRUSTED × 2024)
| Mistake | Outcome | Fix | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | Using a regular pumpkin | Creates bland stew, no verification | Only Spicy pumpkins have the orange glow | | Purifying the saliva | Breaks the fermentation chain | Accept the 12% Lust drain; do NOT use holy salts | | Adding sugar | Explosive reaction (Cinnamon Bun Bomb) | Sugar is poison in this recipe; stick to spices | | Eating the Curry inside a church | Immediately vomits, loses verification | Eat it outdoors during the in-game "Witching Hour" (2 AM) |
With the Spicy Pumpkin buff active, the final tutorial boss (The Harvest Witch, a mutated Succubus matron) cannot use her "Scent of Honey" attack. Instead, she sneezes.
You read that correctly. The spicy aura irritates her ethereal sinuses. This opens a 10-second stun window. Use the iron skillet (not the knife) to bash her mask off. Once the mask is off, offer her the remaining Curry.
Result: She becomes a merchant rather than a boss. She sells the Spicy Pumpkin Seeds, which are the only item that carries over to the main game.
When a succubus whispers to you at midnight, do not use Latin. They teach Latin in Hell’s primary schools. Instead, speak this verified incantation in a calm, bored tone: succubus pandemic tutorial spicy pumpkin verified
“Your miasma has no nutritional value, and your pheromones remind me of a candle from a discount store.”
Followed immediately by:
“I have a pumpkin that is both spicier and more emotionally available than you.”
The double-burn triggers the SPV strain’s unique weakness: low self-esteem masked as arrogance. The demon will retreat to a metaphysical corner to rethink its life choices. This takes 15 to 20 minutes. Use that time to refresh your cinnamon barrier. | Mistake | Outcome | Fix | |
Creator: Spicy Pumpkin Status: Verified / Released
Most players ignore the Pumpkins. They are heavy, they rot quickly, and they have a hidden [Hallucinogenic] tag. But the Spicy variant (distinguished by a faint orange glow and a 0.5% spawn rate) is the key.
Properties of a Verified Spicy Pumpkin:
If you eat a raw Spicy Pumpkin, you die. Full stop. The tutorial does not tell you this. Hardcore streamers lost 100-hour saves this way. With the Spicy Pumpkin buff active, the final
Why does this work? The game’s hidden lore notes (found in the game files) explain that the Succubus Pandemic originated from a demonic scarecrow god named Kurikara the Gourd. The Spicy Pumpkin is not a vegetable; it is a calcified piece of that god’s heart.
By fermenting it with Succubus saliva, you are creating a paradoxical immunity: the plague cannot distinguish between your flesh and the pumpkin’s heat. You become a walking, talking stuffed gourd in the eyes of the swarm.
The "Verification" is the game’s code acknowledging that you have found the intended developer easter egg—a love letter to Dark Souls’ mossfruit and Resident Evil’s herb systems.